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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: My Federal Government appears to have crashed. What do I do?

ALEX: We’ve been getting a lot of calls about this today. Unfortunately, the Federal Government is not an Ubersoft product.

CUSTOMER: Instead of doing what i paid for it to do, it thrashes around and makes an angry grinding noise. When I try to complain it tells me that it’s mostly my fault.


ALEX: That does sound familiar.

CUSTOMER: Also with every new release it claims that this time everything will be different.

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