Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I help you today?
CUSTOMER: My Federal Government appears to have crashed. What do I do?
ALEX: We’ve been getting a lot of calls about this today. Unfortunately, the Federal Government is not an Ubersoft product.
CUSTOMER: Instead of doing what i paid for it to do, it thrashes around and makes an angry grinding noise. When I try to complain it tells me that it’s mostly my fault.
(Silence.)
ALEX: That does sound familiar.
CUSTOMER: Also with every new release it claims that this time everything will be different.
