Comic Transcript
KING: There you are!
BINKY (DRINKY): No. Don’t talk. Too much pain to talk. Absolutely no talking.
KING: I’m just glad you’re all right! We lost track of you last night.
BINKY (DRINKY): Oh… right. Ellen and I left early.
KING: Ellen? Ellen from Google Ellen?
BINKY (DRINKY): Yeah. We got to talking, hit it off, one thing led to another–
KING: One thing led to another?!?
(Silence.)
BINKY (DRINKY): Don’t ask unless you really want to know.
KING: Nevermind.