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KING: What the–?

BINKY (DRINKY): Who the–?

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I’m Jingles, the Cheerful Google Notification Bell!

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I integrate into all your Google applications and let you know when something important is happening that you just don’t want to miss!

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I’ll tell you when you have email! When someone +1’s your post! When you get added to circles! When someone in one of your circles has a birthday! When you have an appointment on your calendar!

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I’ll integrate all your online activities into a data-friendly report that can be easily parsed by the NSA and any other interested government agencies!

(Silence.)

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I wasn’t supposed to tell you that last part!

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