And The Dogs Won’t Stop Barking

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ALEX: I’m going to transfer you to sales, sir. They can help you resolve your licensing issues. You’ll need a credit card.

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: Hi!

ALEX: Who… what… are…

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I’m Jingles, the Cheerful Google Notification Bell!

ALEX: … OK…

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: I integrate all your Google applications into one convenient and cheerful social media interface to keep track of your notifications, appointments, and reminders!

ALEX: Why are you here?

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: Binky is my daddy!

(Silence.)

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: What’s that sound?

THE BOSS: His soul is screaming.

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