ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
INFOTHUD: Hello! I’m a reporter for InfoThud (TM) magazine, and I was wondering if you had any thoughts on the death of the PC?
ALEX: Beg pardon?
INFOTHUD: Look, I have a quota. One article per week for the next four months about the Death of the PC, and it turns out there are only so many ways you can say “tablets are replacing PCs and the market is changing” before it starts to look like you’re repeating yourself.
ALEX: I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can–
INFOTHUD: You’ve got to help me! Please! I’ve run out of words! They’re going to fire me and I’m going to have to start a blog!
ALEX: I’m going to hang up now.
INFOTHUD: I DON’T WANT TO START A BLOG!