Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: That’s… that’s exactly the problem. That’s the problem, right there.
ALEX: What’s the problem, sir?
CUSTOMER: Look, it’s obvious Ubersoft is entering a new phase in its life. You have competition in ways you never did before. You have to fight for market share.
CUSTOMER: In order to compete you’re going to have to consider doing new things. Risky things. Things you wouldn’t dream of doing two years ago. Things like… things like…
ALEX: Sir, we will never actually provide support for any of our products.
CUSTOMER: Thank God!
