A Twisty Maze

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ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I assist you today?

CUSTOMER: What the heck is going on with my machine???

ALEX: I’m not sure I–

CUSTOMER: I’m on a screen. I can tell I’m on a screen. But I can’t get OUT of the screen! I can’t CLOSE the screen! I can’t EXIT the screen! There is no close button! There are no menus! I have a computer full of software and THIS IS THE ONLY PROGRAM I WILL EVER BE ALLOWED TO USE.

ALEX: Welcome to the new Nifty Doorways “Uptight Infinity” user interface.

CUSTOMER: It’s like DOS, only less convenient.

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