Secret Methods

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CUSTOMER: For some reason I can’t seem to–

ALEX: The problem is you’re using a mobile device instead of a computer.

CUSTOMER: No I’m not.

ALEX: Our polling and sales statistics suggest that, based on your age group, you are more likely to have a mobile device like a smartphone or a tablet than a desktop computer.

CUSTOMER: Why would I call Ubersoft tech support for a tablet or a mobile device?

ALEX: I don’t know but based on all the demographic information we have about you–

CUSTOMER: Hold on a moment. I just called you. I haven’t even given you my name. How do you have any demographic information on me at all?

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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