Comic Transcript
MONK: Alex! Looking forward to Christmas dinner tonight. And to see what crazy animatronic display your dad put up this year.
ALEX: Eh. I think it’s going to disappoint.
MONK: What are you talking about? This is the guy who put up a nativity scene featuring Herod’s army slaughtering all the first-born children of Bethlehem!
ALEX: True.
MONK: And this is also the guy who put up a nativity scene featuring Checkov as the Baby Jesus and Kirk as the archangel Gabriel shouting “Khaaaan!” at the Christmas Star!
ALEX: Also true.
MONK: With a mind like that, this year will have to be nothing short of spectacular.
ALEX: Not really. All he did was take both scenes and put them together. Only he made Herod’s army Klingons.
MONK: Really?
ALEX: I think he’s spending too much time on the Internet. He keeps calling it a “mashup.”
