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SAMSUNG LAWYER: Thanks to your help, the judge has decided to throw out all of the motions we were going to have to argue against today. He’s giving the jury their final instructions as we speak.

ADALAI FOULE: I’m afraid I may have arrived too late to make a difference. Have you noticed the way those instructions are going?

JUDGE: For the last time, this is a civil proceeding. You cannot consider “the death penalty” as an option when you calculate damages.

JUROR (OFF-PANEL): But death would be pretty damaging.

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