An Enthusiastic Verdict

Comic Transcript

JUDGE: Will the jury foreman please approach the bench.

JUDGE: Mr. Foreman… based on my instructions to the Jury, and keeping in mind that this is not a criminal case, tnad therefore cirminal penalties cannot be brought against any members of this trial, how do you find the defendant?

JURY FOREMAN: Guilty, Your Honor.

JURY FOREMAN: We the jury find Samsung guilty. GUILTY! So very, very, guilty. Samsung is guilty, and must be punished. And its punishment is to be hung by the neck until dead.

(JUDGE sighs)

JUDGE: Samsung is a corporation, son. It doesn’t have a neck.


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