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Short Circuit

Comic Transcript

JUDGE: Gentlemen, I’m a bit confused as to why we’re meeting here this morning. I vaguely remember having a good reason yesterday, but the only reasons I remember now are stupid and unprofessional.

JUDGE: Unless one of you can give me a sound legal reason for forcing Samsung to exclude all its evidence, I’m going to pretend that never happened and move on with the trial.

SAMSUNG LAWYER: I have no argument to give, Your Honor.


(The sound of something short circuiting.)

JUDGE: I’m suddenly overcome with the urge to strangle your assistant.

BINKY (STEVE): No argument to give, Your Honor.

APPLE CLONE (OFF-PANEL): It burns! It burns!

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