NARRATOR: Later that day…
SAMSUNG EXECUTIVE: So how’s it going? Are we winning? Have we shamed Apple into submission yet?
SAMSUNG LAWYER: … No. In fact, we’re on the verge of losing so big, that in future trials lawyers will use “Samsung” as a verb when the want to describe the most vicious and embarrassing loss imaginable.
SAMSUNG EXECUTIVE: This is not acceptable! How can this happen? We have prior art!
SAMSUNG LAWYER: They have a… thing.
SAMSUNG EXECUTIVE: A thing? They have a thing? What does that even mean?
SAMSUNG LAWYER: I don’t know. Whenever they turn it on a choir of angels descends from heaven and anoints Apple as a God’s chosen representative on earth. It’s all I can do to keep myself from weeping tears of joy.
SAMSUNG EXECUTIVE: Tears of…? I’m not paying you to weep tears of joy!
SAMSUNG LAWYER: That’s probably the only reason I’m not doing it.