NARRATOR: The following morning
ADALAI FOULE: Good morning, Steve.
BINKY (STEVE): Adalai Foule. Well, this is a surprise. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
ADALAI FOULE: Professional interest. Rumor has it that Apple has a mind-control device. naturally I am curious.
BINKY (STEVE): I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about, old boy. We’re just here to seek remediation for our legal grievances.
ADALAI FOULE: I see. And what, exactly, is that device?
BINKY (STEVE): it’s a new handheld.
ADALAI FOULE: It looks like a Strohl Munitions BH-209 Plasgun.
BINKY (STEVE): We don’t read webcomics.
(Sound: Nonthreatening Hummmmmmmmmmm)