SAMSUNG LAWYER: Your Honor, Samsung simply demands that Apple be held to the same standard as we do.
BINKY (STEVE): We are being held to the same standard, Your Honor. For all Samsung’s protestations to the contrary, we have always held ourselves to the same standard as everyone else, and furthermore, we are applying this standard right now.
SAMSUNG LAWYER: Samsung sees no such standard, and demands to know what it is.
BINKY (STEVE): “Apple is always right, we should always win, and you should stop complaining about it.”
SAMSUNG LAWYER: Samsung admits it walked right into that one.