THE BOSS: Phil, when I created this company, I had a single purpose: to reshape modern industry, to turn it into a callow, self-serving creature that inflicted misery on the world.
PHIL: That worked out pretty well.
THE BOSS: It has. The world has suffered mightily under my shadow. But you humans are strangely adaptable creatures, and eventually it becomes necessary to change the nature of your suffering.
THE BOSS: And so, for a time, it may become necessary for Ubersoft to fade into the background while Apple, Google, and other infernal creations have their turn, and inflict their unique brands of suffering.
PHIL: That sounds almost like cooperation.
THE BOSS: Evil is a team effort.