JUDGE: Bailiff, there’s something wrong with today’s docket.
BAILIFF: What’s wrong, Your Honor?
JUDGE: Well it looks like I have yet another computer industry intellectual property case to decide.
BAILIFF: I’m sorry, Your Honor, I couldn’t talk them out of it.
JUDGE: That’s not what I mean. It’s a computer industry intellectual property case, but I can’t find Ubersoft’s name anywhere, either as a complainant or a defendant.
BAILIFF: You’re right, that’s weird.
JUDGE: I know!