A Persuasive Argument

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JUDGE: So who, exactly, is representing Apple in this matter?

BINKY (STEVE): I am, Your Honor.

JUDGE: … I don’t think an office supply–even a charming, erudite one–can legally represent a company.

BINKY (STEVE): I am a fully credentialed lawyer, licensed to practice in this state, Your Honor.

JUDGE: How on earth did you manage to convince them to let you practice law?

BINKY (STEVE): It was a simple argument involving low frequency harmonics. If you’ll allow my associate to demonstrate…

(APPLE CLONE APPEARS HOLDING STRANGELY FAMILIAR GUN)

JUDGE: I don’t think I’m going to like this argument.

STRANGELY FAMILIAR GUN: NONTHREATENING HUMMMMMMM

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