JUDGE: So who, exactly, is representing Apple in this matter?
BINKY (STEVE): I am, Your Honor.
JUDGE: … I don’t think an office supply–even a charming, erudite one–can legally represent a company.
BINKY (STEVE): I am a fully credentialed lawyer, licensed to practice in this state, Your Honor.
JUDGE: How on earth did you manage to convince them to let you practice law?
BINKY (STEVE): It was a simple argument involving low frequency harmonics. If you’ll allow my associate to demonstrate…
(APPLE CLONE APPEARS HOLDING STRANGELY FAMILIAR GUN)
JUDGE: I don’t think I’m going to like this argument.
STRANGELY FAMILIAR GUN: NONTHREATENING HUMMMMMMM