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BAILIFF: (Off-Panel) Oyez! Oyez! In the matter of Apple v. Samsung, this court will now come to order! The Honorable Judge Allen Hardwicke presiding, all rise.
JUDGE: (Thinking) Sigh.
JUDGE: Please be seated. And will the counsels for the plaintiff and the defense pleas approach the bench.
BINKY (STEVE): Hallo, Your Honor, old bean.
SAMSUNG LAWYER: Good morning, Your Honor.
JUDGE: … you’re a paperclip.
BINKY (STEVE): That is exactly the kind of keen insight we’re relying on while we make our case, Your Honor.