Comic Transcript
ALICE: Hey Boss, we have an update on our anti-Linux strategy.
THE BOSS: Excellent. We must rid the earth of that pestilent operating system!
ALICE: Well, we think if we focus on getting Linux banned in a major US city, like New York, Los Angeles, or Chicago, that will create a cascading effect that will lead to mass bannings all over the US.
THE BOSS: Hmmm. Interesting. But which city will be first? And how will it be accomplished?
ALICE: We’re targeting New York first. And we have a plan.
JIM WASHINGTON: This just in, a new scientific study positively links Linux use with obesity.
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