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Habeas Corpus

Comic Transcript

PAINTIFF: Seriously, how long are we supposed to wait for him to come back?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, if you’d like to drop these baseless accusations, we can —

BAILIFF (Off-screen): We found him!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: You… found him?

BAILIFF: We found him.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: How did you —

BAILIFF: We caught three men trying to smuggle him across the border.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Three men?

BAILIFF: Three men wearing Ubersoft uniforms. Who claim to know you.

(Silence.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: I suppose there will be a fine.

BAILIFF: You suppose optimistically.

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