Comic Transcript
JUDGE: All right, Gentlemen, let’s begin this. We’ll start with the Plaintiff, shall we?
PLAINTIFF: Thank you, Your Honor. Ubersoft’s latest venture into the realm of “social media’ has adopted a policy of granting its users no privacy whatsoever. All data is collected and sold to third parties.
JUDGE: And what is Ubersoft’s response?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor, Ubersoft has broken no laws, and we specifically state what we will do with customer data int he initial user agreement that accompanies account activation.
PLAINTIFF: Your Honor, Ubersoft is engaging in deceptive practices by placing its Terms of Service in a document that they know full well nobody ever reads.
JUDGE: Which document is that?
PLAINTIFF: The Terms of Service, Your Honor.
JUDGE: … your primary argument is they’re lying to their customers by putting their Terms of Service… in their Terms of Service.
PLAINTIFF: Essentially, yes.
JUDGE: Bailiff! I think I’m going to need more drugs.
