Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hello, I’d like to cancel my Ubersoft Social Networking service. Immediately.
ALEX: USN is sorry to hear you’re planning to leave. DO you mind letting us know why?
CUSTOMER: Your “no privacy” clause is too much. I don’t want my personal information exposed to third parties just so you can make a quick buck.
ALEX: Very good sir. I can walk you through the account cancellation process. However, there is a slight chance that the credit companies monitoring your account will, based on your cancellation, list you as “deceased.” That has been known to cause problems for some of our former customers.
CUSTOMER: Why would they list me as dead?
ALEX: They seem to think that’s the only reason a social networking account would be canceled.
CUSTOMER: … how can a dead person cancel his own account?
ALEX: If you worked here you wouldn’t ask that question.
(VIKTOR SCHRECK appears stage left.)
