ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: Game broke! No play!
ALEX: Sir, your game’s not broken.
ALEX: No, sir, your game isn’t broken. Ubersoft is migrating some game servers, and your DRM isn’t being validated at the moment.
CUSTOMER: BROKEN! NO WORK!
ALEX: Sir, I need you to remain calm. We have trained therapists standing by to assist you.