Help Desk

Panic Sets In

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?

CUSTOMER: Game broke! No play!

ALEX: Sir, your game’s not broken.

CUSTOMER: Broken.

ALEX: No, sir, your game isn’t broken. Ubersoft is migrating some game servers, and your DRM isn’t being validated at the moment.

CUSTOMER: BROKEN! NO WORK!

ALEX: Sir, I need you to remain calm. We have trained therapists standing by to assist you.

CUSTOMER: (Whimpers)

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