Comic Transcript
ALICE: Ubersoft Marketing, Alice speaking. I understand you want a complete copy of your digital records?
CUSTOMER: That’s right, I —
ALICE: I’ll be happy to assist you in this matter, sir. How would you like to pay for it?
CUSTOMER: Pay for it? They’re my records!
ALICE: Not exactly. They’re our records. They just happen to be about you.
CUSTOMER: Please tell me you’re joking.
ALICE: If you would like to pay by credit card, I believe we already have that information on file.
