Help Desk

A Question Of Ownership

Comic Transcript

ALICE: Ubersoft Marketing, Alice speaking. I understand you want a complete copy of your digital records?

CUSTOMER: That’s right, I —

ALICE: I’ll be happy to assist you in this matter, sir. How would you like to pay for it?

CUSTOMER: Pay for it? They’re my records!

ALICE: Not exactly. They’re our records. They just happen to be about you.

CUSTOMER: Please tell me you’re joking.

ALICE: If you would like to pay by credit card, I believe we already have that information on file.

Related posts

Grammatical Foreshadowing

C. B. Wright

Possibly Incriminating

C. B. Wright


C. B. Wright

Leave a Comment