Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you–
CUSTOMER: I’d like a complete copy of my digital records, please.
ALEX: What?
CUSTOMER: Every scrap of data you have on me. Registration info, account numbers, buying habits, personal habits, web site transactions, web site visits, web searches, social media interactions, job history, credit history, chat logs, Usenet records, email conversations, everything.
ALEX: I’m afraid I don’t have access to that information.
CUSTOMER: Then put me in touch with someone who does!
ALEX: All right. I’ll transfer you to Marketing.
CUSTOMER: Wait.
