SOMEWHERE IN MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA
SCOTT: Hey guys.
FIRST GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Scott! Good to see you! How are you doing today?
SCOTT: Well to be perfectly honest I’m confused and a little upset.
FIRST GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Okay, let’s talk. Let’s see if we can resolve the problem.
SCOTT: Well you guys had memaking cold calls to businesses in Kenya for the last few weeks, trying to drump up business for our web services.
SECOND GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Congratulations, by the way. You were our best agent on that effort. I think you broke a few records!
SCOTT: Yeah, well… all the contact information youg ave me was dta we scraped off a Kenyan startup in that area. You told me we’d entered into ab usiness partnership with them.
SECOND GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Of course! We wanted to make sure you didn’t think there was anything improper going on.
SCOTT: According to the news there WAS something improper going on.
SECOND GOOGLE EMPLOYEE: Yes, but we didn’t want you to think that.