CUSTOMER: So against my better judgment I bought a copy of my electronic records from you. It arrived today, and as it turns out, they’re wrong.
ALICE: How so?
CUSTOMER: At the top of every page it claims I have an account with a printer ink replacement service. I’d never even heard of them until today.
ALICE: That’s one of our sponsors.
CUSTOMER: … you allow companies to put ads in my electronic records?
ALICE: No, we allow companies to put ads in our electronics records about you.
CUSTOMER: That distinction isn’t nearly as significant as you think it is.
ALICE: Our lawyers disagree.