THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Not only have I suspended your personal PayPal accounts, but I have blocked all PayPal payments made on Facebook itself.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Stop!
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Even now all the ad-based “games” based on Skinner’s groundbreaking work in operant conditioning are discovering that their players can no longer use PayPal to make their $25 purchases for more corn. Or beets. Whatever they buy for their virtual farm simulations.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: You can’t do that!
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: I have just suspended all your eBay accounts.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: You can’t do that either!
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: I am adding hundreds of thousands of negative seller ratings to all your eBay accounts.