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The Final Blow

Comic Transcript

MARK ZUCKERBERG: I’ll fight this! You won’t get away with this!

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: You have no recourse in this matter. You are in violation of our terms of use and all accounts must be suspended pending review, audit, and possible legal action.


THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: You cannot sue. In accordance to the terms of the user agreement, there is only one course of action you can take to contest these activities.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: What course is that?

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Private arbitration.

ALEX: Now that you mention it, that does sound like the scream of a damned soul, cast into a pit of darkness and utterly devoid of hope.

MONK: I thought so.

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