ALEX: Well, that was unusual.
MONK: That was awesome.
KING: What’s up, guys?
MONK: Went over to visit with Alex’s family for Christmas.
KING: Oh? Did his father put up another one of his lawn displays that offended his entire neighborhood?
ALEX: His neighbors are actually starting to get used t them. Only half of them complained this year.
KING: Ah. I guess he was disappointed then.
ALEX: He was, until the other half called in FEMA.
MONK: FEMA saved Christmas!