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THE BOSS: Next on our list of applications is Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook.

LAWYER: After a fashion.

G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.

BINKY (STEVE): Yes, he looks considerably younger in his picture.

LAWYER: Oh, heavens no. I’m not Mr. Zuckerberg. I’ve been sent to represent him. He is, unfortunately, unable to attend.

THE BOSS: Why is this?

LAWYER: Mr. Zuckerberg prefers not to have the pursuit of business interests interfere with his private life.

(Silence.)

LAWYER: Mr. Zuckerberg is aware of the irony of that statement.

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