THE BOSS: Next on our list of applications is Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook.
LAWYER: After a fashion.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BINKY (STEVE): Yes, he looks considerably younger in his picture.
LAWYER: Oh, heavens no. I’m not Mr. Zuckerberg. I’ve been sent to represent him. He is, unfortunately, unable to attend.
THE BOSS: Why is this?
LAWYER: Mr. Zuckerberg prefers not to have the pursuit of business interests interfere with his private life.
LAWYER: Mr. Zuckerberg is aware of the irony of that statement.