THE BOSS: Enough! Our laws are clear: members must demonstrate that they rule an empire within the computer industry. For all its clever use of electrical shocks delivered through metal prongs propelled through the air with a compressed chemical charge, it is not part of the computer industry.
THE BOSS (SCO): I suppose you are right.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
THE BOSS: Good. Now, back to the candidate “Larry Ellison.”
THE BOSS (SCO): There are times I would like to taser Larry Ellison.
BINKY (STEVE): I wholeheartedly agree.
DISCLAIMER: The Cartoonist does not support tasing Larry Ellison or any other public figure.
The Cartoonist has no formal position on pies to the face.