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The Second Candidate, Again

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THE BOSS: Enough! Our laws are clear: members must demonstrate that they rule an empire within the computer industry. For all its clever use of electrical shocks delivered through metal prongs propelled through the air with a compressed chemical charge, it is not part of the computer industry.

THE BOSS (SCO): I suppose you are right.

G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.

THE BOSS: Good. Now, back to the candidate “Larry Ellison.”

(Silence.)

THE BOSS (SCO): There are times I would like to taser Larry Ellison.

BINKY (STEVE): I wholeheartedly agree.

DISCLAIMER: The Cartoonist does not support tasing Larry Ellison or any other public figure.

The Cartoonist has no formal position on pies to the face.

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