Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: I greet you, Dark Lord of SCO, and welcome you to my halls.
THE BOSS (SCO): I greet you, brother.
THE BOSS: I have delighted in the pain and suffering you have inflicted with SCO. It was masterful work.
THE BOSS (SCO): It was a satisfying endeavour, but it has outlived its use. I must scatter its ashes to the winds and move on to other opportunities.
THE BOSS: Have you decided where you will go?
THE BOSS (SCO): I was thinking of turning Wikipedia into a grotesque parody of itself.
THE BOSS: Would anyone notice?
THE BOSS (SCO): Difficult to say.
