Comic Transcript
MILITARY POLICEMAN: The technical writers have returned, General.
GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Send them in.
MARK: Uh, hi, General.
GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: That’s it? “Hi?” You leave a secure facility, get accosted by Apple minions, wind up in a high-speed chase that ends with your pursuers engulfed in a large, very public explosion and all you have to say is “hi?”
(Silence.)
MAX: The explosion was pretty cool.
MARK: The flames curled up into the shape of an apple!
