THE BOSS: The situation has grown grim.
THE BOSS: The government is not yet ready to deploy Project Omega… but Apple’s recent successes have increased interest in the company, increasing Jobs’ ego. If we do not act soon, his ego will escape before the government can contain it!
THE BOSS: This requires drastic action. We must act now to draw attention away from Apple, to prevent the ego from being fed by the interest of millions. I am going to tell you to do something that I swore this company would never, ever do under any circumstances.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: … in conclusion, Ubersoft would like to apologize.