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GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: I’m back.

MARK: So… do we have access to computers?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: No. Yes. Well, eventually. Not at the moment. But we’re working on it.

MARK: What are we supposed to do until then?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: We were able to find a temporary replacement.

(MILITARY POLICE wheel in a typewriter.)

(Silence.)

FRED: What is that?

DOC: It’s called a “typewriter.”

FRED: What does it do?

DOC: It makes you want to smoke cigarettes and drink Scotch.

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