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NARRATOR: MEANWHILE AT AN UNDISCLOSED FACILITY IN A SECRET LOCATION

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: … so your boss placed the ego in an extradimensional storage facility and agreed to warn us if it should ever escape.

MARK: You’re telling me that the Boss has been working with the U.S. government since the early 80s?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Yes. Purely out of self-interest, of course, but his participation has been invaluable.

MARK: Are there any other entities of pure evil working with you to keep the world from being destroyed by a madman’s unrestrained ego?

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Not this ego, no.

(Silence.)

MARK: There are other —

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: Larry Ellison is becoming a problem.

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