BINKY (STEVE): I am here to reassure all our friends in the press that there is no need for alarm. The return of Steve Jobs’ ego will not unduly affect anything of importance.
REPORTER: What about reports that speculate Steve Jobs’ ego will eventually collapse on itself and create a singularity so large it eventually consumes the entire universe?
BINKY (STEVE): Let’s talk about the new iPad.
REPORTERS: (In unison) Ooooooooh…