Old Friends

Comic Transcript

FIRST MILITARY POLICEMAN: We have the new personnel the General wanted.

THIRD MILITARY POLICEMAN: He’s expecting you in his office.

MARK: Never worked for a General before. Worked for a Colonel once. That didn’t end well.

SECOND MILITARY POLICEMAN: How so?

MARK: Well, he called me a troublemaker, stripped me of my clearance, and told me I would never work as a contractor for the military ever again, for as long as he lived.

SECOND MILITARY POLICEMAN: That sounds pretty excessive. What did you do?

MARK: My job! All I did was my job!

(Silence.)

MARK: OK, I may have tried to shave his mustache with a paper cutter.

GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: … and I may have needed stitches.

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