Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: Our current performance in the market is unacceptable.
ALICE: Sorry Boss. Apple is making all the new, hip hardware, and we’re currently viewed as old news. We’re going to have to try and ride it out.
THE BOSS: You don’t understand — you can’t possibly understand. Apple must not keep succeeding. If it does, the results would be… unpleasant.
ALICE: What do you mean?
THE BOSS: If Apple’s success is sustained for too long, then —
MALE UBERTHUG: Excuse me, Boss, but I just got a message from D-Sector. “Omega Protocol.” I don’t know what it means, but —
THE BOSS: I have to go. Cancel my meetings.
(Silence.)
ALICE: You don’t have any meetings.
THE BOSS: Organise some meetings, then CANCEL THEM!
