Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: Today we have received many unconfirmed reports that the ego of Steve Jobs is breaking out of an extra-dimensional prison and making its way back into this world.
JIM WASHINGTON: Experts have warned that if this event takes place, the very fabric of reality will unravel and the universe as we know it will end.
JIM WASHINGTON: Reactions from the general population were surprisingly subdued.
NEWS CORRESPONDENT: What is your reaction to Steve Jobs’ ego destroying the world?
MAN ON THE STREET: It’s probably for the best.
NEWS TICKERTAPE: Apple announces supply of iPhone 4 may be limited due to “imminent thread of Armageddon” :: Rioting breaks out at Apple stores worldwide
