JIM WASHINGTON: Today we have received many unconfirmed reports that the ego of Steve Jobs is breaking out of an extra-dimensional prison and making its way back into this world.
JIM WASHINGTON: Experts have warned that if this event takes place, the very fabric of reality will unravel and the universe as we know it will end.
JIM WASHINGTON: Reactions from the general population were surprisingly subdued.
NEWS CORRESPONDENT: What is your reaction to Steve Jobs’ ego destroying the world?
MAN ON THE STREET: It’s probably for the best.
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