Comic Transcript
KING: I bought a new iPhone the other day.
MONK: Yeah? What do you think?
KING: It only works when I don’t touch it.
MONK: Huh?
KING: There’s something wrong with its antenna. When I touch it, it kills the reception.
MONK: You’re kidding.
KING: Nope. The best way to use the iPhone 4 is to not use the iPhone 4.
MONK: They actually did it. Apple went and built a quantum phone.