What Really Happened Yesterday

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ALEX: Barry, I need your help to —

BARRY: Gah! I almost had it.

ALEX: Pardon?

BARRY: I’m trying to debug this Home Stock Portfolio Management software. I’ve set up a perfect replica of the stock market in our test environment, and no matter what I tell it to do, the program buys until it amasses a huge portfolio and then sells everything in the space of thirty seconds.

BARRY: It’s a good thing our test environment doesn’t have Internet access.

PROGRAMMER: Hey, Barry! I just connected our test environment to the Internet! Cool, huh?

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