ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: My machine won’t stop rebooting?
ALEX: What do you mean?
CUSTOMER: I downloaded the latest update from your antivirus application, and ever since then my machine keeps crashing, shutting down, rebooting, crashing, shutting down, rebooting…
CUSTOMER: I don’t know what to do. It won’t stop rebooting!
ALEX: Have you tried rebooting?
CUSTOMER: Yes I have. A lot.