ALEX: This is Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I —
CUSTOMER: No time! Look, I’m driving one of your UberCars and I’ve got a little problem.
ALEX: We’re sorry you’re running into issues with the latest in cutting-edge computer-driven automotive technology. Can you please describe the nature of the problem?
CUSTOMER: Oh, come on! You know perfectly well what my problem is! My car is flying down the Highway at 98 miles per hour and I can’t get it to slow down or stop!
ALEX: How do the UberCars handle at 98? I’ve always wondered.
CUSTOMER: Right now it’s handling just fine. As soon as we get to the toll bridge things are going to get tricky.