ALEX: All right sir, I’ll walk you through this problem and try to resolve it for you.
CUSTOMER: Maybe you could run me through the problem. Or at least jog.
ALEX: We have to be careful here, sir. If I make the wrong assumption and lead you down the wrong path…
CUSTOMER: Yes, fine. I get it. Please hurry.
ALEX: Now then. Have you checked to make sure your computer is plugged in?
CUSTOMER: Oh cut it out!
Uhhh…I had one ask me if I’d tried another power cord.