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STEVE JOBS: The iPhone will be my ultimate triumph. It will reflect my grand vision in its purest form: an unassailable fortress wherein I — and I alone — will determine what will and will not be permitted within its walls.
JIM WASHINGTON: This just in: someone has just figured out how to install the Google Android operating system on the iPhone.
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(STEVE JOBS’ head has transformed into the SAD MAC error icon.)