Comic Transcript
ALEX: After carefully reviewing your problem and painstakingly going through every conceivable settings permutation, I think I’ve determined that your UberNet connection is, in fact, not working.
CUSTOMER: Well it’s about time! It’s been three hours!
ALEX: Based on the readings I’m getting from our connection monitoring tools, it looks like there may be a problem with the line coming into your house.
CUSTOMER: I live in an apartment.
ALEX: 415 Pine?
CUSTOMER: 45-B Pinecrest.
ALEX: It appears I was testing the wrong residence. We’re going to have to go through the checklist again.
CUSTOMER: No! Wait! I’ll move!
