Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: This just in: a group of Chinese software pirates have modified a Linux distribution to make it look like Nifty Doorways Xceptional product.
JIM WASHINGTON: ND XP is the most widely-used operating system on the market today, despite the presence of two successors, Nifty Doorways Verandah and Nifty Doorways 7. This new Linux distribution manages to re-create the ND XP user interface in minute detail, and has even managed to fool people into thinking they were using an Ubersoft product.
JIM WASHINGTON: Reaction at Ubersoft tot his new version of Linux was nothing short of outrage.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, I for one am nothing short of outraged. Also, Linux is a disease on our industry spread by despotic socialist tyrants.
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